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Crazy Courtroom Fight Video

Brian Karpf — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:25:40 +0000

Here’s a video of a crazy courtroom brawl. The guy in the back attacks a man who raped and then strangled his mother. This courtroom fight takes an unusual turn when the lineman-sized son slams his mother’s killer with a chair. Did he go too far by attacking the guy or did he rightfully take advantage of his last chance to get his hands on the man who destroyed his life?

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Women Arrested for Super Gluing Man’s Penis

Brian Karpf — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:00:19 +0000

Yes, you read that correctly. The stint went down in Wisconsin, after three women found out they were dating the same man. He thought that he had outsmarted all of them by juggling a marriage (with children) and trysts with two other women for quite some time. Boy was he wrong, because (surprise surprise), the women all found out. His Wife and two girlfriends then decided to, um, take matters into their own hands. Literally.

After a girlfriend convinced the man to come to a motel, she tied him to the bed with sheets and blindfolded him with a pillow case. Sounds kinky…..BUT, it wasn’t. After the man was bound to the bed, the girlfriend texted the other two ladies, who entered the room and confronted the man-whore. Their slapping him around a bit was just the pre-party of what was about to come.

The women cut off his underwear, super glued his penis to his stomach, and left him. Boy, they really stuck it to him!

The women have been charged with false imprisonment and misdemeanor sexual assault and battery. The man gave testimony in an orange jumpsuit – not all that surprisingly, he was arrested on separate charges: CHILD ABUSE, theft and harassment.

Did the man deserve to have his man meat superglued to his stomach? Did he deserve worse?

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Woman Arrested for Beating up Boy in Wheelchair over Soccer Ball

Brian Karpf — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:26:35 +0000

Ok, I couldn’t make that title any shorter and still have it be appropriate. Trust me, I tried. This is also a story that just can’t be made up: A 23-year-old Texas woman was arrested after she got into a fight with a 13 year-old wheelchair-bound boy in a children’s hospital. She punched him in a “medical halo” screwed into his head. Seriously.

Apparently the boy was trying to get a ball bought for him by his uncle, which had gotten stuck in a bush. The woman and her sister were also trying to get the ball. When the boy “beat them to the punch,” the woman tried to take the ball from the boy’s lap. When his uncle stepped in to defend him, the woman went buck crazy, coming at the boy with fists a swingin’.

The bully is being held on $1,500 bond in a Texas county jail. The boy should’ve ran her over with his wheelchair.

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