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		<title>Women Arrested for Super Gluing Man&#8217;s Penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Karpf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy, they really stuck it to him!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, you read that correctly.  The stint went down in Wisconsin, after three women found out they were dating the same man.  He thought that he had outsmarted all of them by juggling a marriage (with children) and trysts with two other women for quite some time.  Boy was he wrong, because (surprise surprise), the women all found out.   His Wife and two girlfriends then decided to, um, take matters into their own hands.  Literally.</p>
<p>After a girlfriend convinced the man to come to a motel, she tied him to the bed with sheets and blindfolded him with a pillow case.  Sounds kinky&#8230;..BUT, it wasn&#8217;t.  After the man was bound to the bed, the girlfriend texted the other two ladies, who entered the room and confronted the man-whore.  Their slapping him around a bit was just the pre-party of what was about to come.  </p>
<p>The women cut off his underwear, super glued his penis to his stomach, and left him.  Boy, they really stuck it to him!</p>
<p>The women have been charged with false imprisonment and misdemeanor sexual assault and battery.  The man gave testimony in an orange jumpsuit &#8211; not all that surprisingly, he was arrested on separate charges:  CHILD ABUSE, theft and harassment.  </p>
<p>Did the man deserve to have his man meat superglued to his stomach?  Did he deserve worse?  </p>
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		<title>Nude Model Arrested&#8230;.For Being Nude</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Karpf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ironically, the photographer's surname is Hyman.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A 26-year-old model was arrested in New York for posing nude in the Metropolitan Museum of Art.  Not surprisingly, she was posing next to the classic nude paintings.  No, the paintings weren&#8217;t arrested too.</p>
<p>Kathleen Neill was being photographed by Zach Hyman, a photographer who often shoots (with a camera!) naked women in public places.  Hyman had this to say:  &#8220;Everything was going perfect until the very end.  Then it became a worst-case scenario.&#8221;  A warrior of wit you are, Mr. Hyman.  Sure everything was going perfect &#8211; you spent the day staring at a naked chick.</p>
<p>Does anyone else find this guy&#8217;s last name a bit ironic?   With a story like this, you couldn&#8217;t make a name like that up&#8230;</p>
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