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Woman Arrested for Sex with Teen and Dog

Brian Karpf — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:14:25 +0000

41-year old Carla Rhea Maldonado has plead no contest to the infamous 2008 incident. Maldonado was charged after someone turned in a computer hard drive which contained pictures of her performing oral sex on a 15-year-old girl. What’s more, the drive also contained photos of her having sex with her dog, a German Shepherd.

Maldonado was not charged with anything relating to the sexual relations with her dog, as bestiality is not illegal in Florida. However, those photos did result in her being terminated from her job with – GET THIS – the Flagler County Humane Society. Yeah, this woman worked with animals for 9 years at a veterinary technician. Apparently, that was like letting Michael Jackson work at Kids ‘R Us.

She faces up to 12 years in prison and will have to register as a sex offender. Maldonado’s Husband (check out her photo and tell me that this doesn’t prove that there’s someone for everyone) was also charged with 50 counts of possession of child porn. He is also accused of recording the images of his Wife’s illegal sexcapades.

Carla Maldonado was arrested for having sex with a dog and teen. Judging by that mug, looks like she was the lucky one.

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Crack for Clunkers: Man Arrested for Trading Father’s Car for Crack

Brian Karpf — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:14:02 +0000

A 39-year-old Fresno, California man was arrested for attempting to trade his father’s car for crack cocaine – 50 bucks worth to be exact. 50 bucks?? I mean, lots of people swap things to get what they want. Usually, however, they consider something called FAIR VALUE. This was a Lincoln, not a Pinto – bad deal man. Some negotiator you are.

The 74-year old father reported that his car had been stolen late at night. Cops “cracked” the case (ha ha ha) when they saw the son walking home from a neighboring street at 4 in the morning. They caught the guy who was driving the car after he crashed the Lincoln into 2 parked vehicles. Obviously, we’re looking at a whole bunch of winners here.

The driver – who had gotten the deal of a lifetime – was arrested on charges of evading an officer and resisting arrest. The crackhead son was arrested for theft of a vehicle.

Some people are book smart. Some people are street smart. Apparently, these guys are neither. Their sentence should be going back to school…whattya say?

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Buddha Shaped Pears

Brian Karpf — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:38:50 +0000

This is totally irrelevant to anything but I felt compelled to note that an Asian man (China?) is growing pears shaped like little Buddha’s. Why, we may never know…

Buddha shaped pears

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Man Tricks Women – Into Changing his Diaper!

Brian Karpf — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:00:56 +0000

A Florida man was arrested for tricking women into changing his diaper. 39-year-old Sean Kelly of Florida was arrested for hiring a woman to care for his disabled “brother.” He had agreed to pay her $2,000 per week to care for his sibling, whom he described as having the mental capacity of a 5-year-old. Guess what – it was all a lie!

Turns out that Kelly himself was the “brother.” He was caught when his new “employee’s” Husband waited for and followed him after his Wife left “work” one day. Of course, he witnesses Kelly leave the home and drive away. He followed Kelly and, upon confronting him, Kelly spilled the beans (no, not in his pants).

Kelly was arrested for his deception and is being held on $5,500 bond.

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